A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the woman behind the counter, “Is there a male pharmacist available?”

“No” she says, “My sister and I own this place and we are both pharmacists. How can we help you?”

The man steps back, opens his coat revealing this rather large bulge in the front of his pants and says, “Its been like this for 7 days now, can you give me anything for it?”Bill and Mary were married for 40 years and decided they wanted to renew their vows and planned a second wedding.

They were discussing the details with their friends.

Mary wasn’t going to wear a traditional bridal gown and she started describing the dress she was planning to wear.

One of her friends asked what color shoes she had to go with the dress.

Mary replied, “Silver.”

At that point, Bill chimed in, “Yep silver to match her hair.”

Shooting a glaring look at Bill’s bald spot, Mary’s friend said, “So Bill, I guess you are going barefoot.”

“Hmmm”, says the woman, “Let me go consult my sister.”

Moments later she returns and says, “OK, we’ll give you $400 cash and a half interest in the pharmacy.”