Update: Tim Allen Commits to Seven Episodes With Roseanne: “She’s Cutting Edge”
Roseanne Barr is back and bigger than ever, and she hasn’t forgotten those who stood by her along the way. While the entire cast and crew of…
Two Canadians Die and End Up In Hell
Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they’re happy. They…
A husband and wife are moving
A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls it…
Lady golfer
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The…
John and Sam
One day John looks over the fence and spies Sam’s wife, undressed, watering the garden. When Sam gets home from work, John brags to him that he’s…
Jack, a renown atheist, dies and to his utter surprise ends up in hell where he’s greeted by Satan himself.
Completely shocked he talks to the devil and says: “Welp, I’ve been wrong all my life and I guess I’m now to pay the price for my…
Little Johnny Learns How to Find Out the Darkest Secrets Adults Have
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is…
A Good Question for These Three Blondes
Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and…
Six Reasons You Should Always Think Before You Speak. These Are Hilarious!
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak – the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately…